Punniness!

Okay, so I was living my life today (duh) and I thought of an interesting one-liner.

"When you halve two, you don't want two!"

Do you get it?

Yes?

Oh! That's GREAT! I ju-Oh...you were kidding?

Well, lemme explain:

If you sound it out, "When you have to, you don't want to" is what it sounds like, right?

It's essentially saying that if you have to do the laundry, for example, you don't want to do it (hence why it's phrased "I have to do [whatever]")

Now, when you halve two (divide 2 in half), you are doing so because you don't want the number two for some reason, so when you halve two, you don't want two!

I choose to use this blog post (that I'm not sure how many people read) so there is no question as to who is the first person to coin this phrase. Yay!

Moving onwardly, there is another topic with which I would like to enrich you all: My YouTube channel!!!

So I have a YouTube channel ($3.00 in monopoly money for you if you guessed I was going to say that! No, seriously. Go to your basement or wherever you keep that board game and take out $3.00. Now transfer the money to your other hand. Shake your own hand. There! You just awarded yourself! Now sit back down and read the rest! Oh, and if you don't have a Monopoly board game, close your eyes and imagine how you would've done this if you did have one)

and I haven't been able to upload videos to it lately. However, since I got the brand new technological product from Apple that everyone's been talking about, I can now record HD video!!! (720p to be exact). Now with this fantastical device, I will record myself in all manners of whimsical whereabouts and upload this meticulously captured and edited footage for all to see on the YouTube!!

so look forward to that in the near future. :D

www.youtube.com/YJ2009

Next order of business: Blue cheese dressing floats in water. You may have read about this crucial life-saving fact if you followed me on Twitter! The funny (to you, but not so much to me) thing about my Twitter account, is that there are so many more people in this world whose lives could be touched in fantabulous ways by the petty insignificant things I tweet about on a daily basis than the number of people who actually follow me on Twitter. In other words, my followers count has hovered around the neighborhood of 20. And I phrase it that way because one day I had 18 followers, then the next day, 22 followers, and then it fell to 19 followers, etc. It just won't grow past 20 and stay!!! I'm sure people who have 1,238,294 followers worry if that number shrinks by 1. And if they do, then I highly respect them, but I probably think they don't.

My account: www.twitter.com/YJCH0I (That's a zero, folks. Not an "O" as in "oblong")

So thus I conclude this scattered array of thoughts by saying this:

1.) Follow me on Twitter, pretty please with floating blue cheese dressing on top?

2.) Subscribe or just watch me on YouTube (more blue cheese dressing)

3.) Why is blue cheese dressing called so? It's not blue!

4.) Why do they call it "Tostitos salsa" if it leaves your mouth toasty and not your toes? Also, isn't it weird how cold salsa is still hot?

Try to follow me on this blog too, because I don't see anyone who's doing that. Maybe if I had even one follower, I would endearingly refer to them by name in my next blog post, and maybe I would be inclined to create more frequent blog posts.

Okay well good bye then now because I have been way too begging in my words I have typed here this evening. Fare thee well!